Samantha Dee - Author of 'My Big Fat Fat' -- A funny book about Dieting.

My Big Fat Blog: New Job, New Shoes, New Outlook?

I love black, in my mind, it hides a multitude of sins, bulges and blobs and gives me a bit of confidence.

My Big Fat Blog: Dinosaurs & Christmas – My Week in List Form

Willow's winter plumage is in full swing now. She looks like that poison-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

One Year ‘Blogiversary’ – Blogging Tips and Tricks

PENIES - is that plural of PENIS?

My Big Fat Blog: Zits and Wonky Eyebrows – My Week in List Form

I did a cookery video yesterday with a wonky eyebrow and lipstick that looked like it was applied while drunk and in a wind tunnel.

My Big Fat Blog: Lentils and Knickers – My Week in List Form

Ooh, these knickers are nice, wonder why I haven't worn them in a while?

My Big fat Blog: Bartering and Sticky Seeds: My Week in List Form

84f for the past couple of days, which means I've retreated into the closet under the stairs. The perfect place to blog, let me tell you.

My Big Fat Blog: Spring Cleaning & OCD – My Week in List Form

'The evolution of exercise: craze > drudgery > abject hatred

My Big Fat Blog: Yogurt and Gerard Butler – My Week in List Form

That choice has changed to ‘how many layers of clothing would prevent the cats from eating me, when I die of cold’.

My Big Fat Blog: Hair Dye and Cat Noses

You know it's too hot outside when your measurement of whether or not to go outside and do adulting is whether or not you have to put a bra on…

My Big Fat Blog: Axes and Powder Puffs – My Week in List Form

It smells like your Granny's talcum powder flouffer - you know, the one with the great big feather puff in a pink plastic pot.

My Big Fat Blog: Claws & Forgetfulness – My Week in List Form

Slept with my cat last night. Woke up with her on my head. Probably crying on my haircut from HELL.

My Big Fat Blog: Unicorns and Clothes Hangers – My Week in List Form

'It has a really nifty applicator and feels really cool when applied - instantly calming my skin that quite often looks like I've been dragged behind a car on my…

Christmas Reflections: This Year

It didn't matter to me that I hadn't been signed by Random House or Penguin Books. I'd achieved something. I'd accomplished something, and it was truly from my heart that…

My Super Menopause Bedroom

The epilator is good too, and it has a light on it, in case I want to wake up at midnight and epilate.

My Big Fat Blog: Vodka & Flea Bombs – My Week in List Form

I bought the cats a water fountain last week. They saunter past it with the contempt it deserves. The bastards.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat

My Big Fat Blog: Parasols and Vegan Mayo – My Week in List Form

My skin is white that if I bared skin, I'd permanently damage your retinas.

My Big Fat Blog: Yachts and Mango Butter – My Week In List Form

Note to self: find a yacht thief. Agree to go halves, as long as I can have the Chippendales on the sun-deck.

My Big Fat Blog: Robots & Toe Nails – My Week in List Form

Cutting your grass while wearing flip-flops turns your toes green.

My Big Fat Blog: Spiders and … – My Week in List Form

I'm finding myself saying 'What the-' far far too many times.

My Big Fat Blog: Sniffing and Hoarding – My Week in List Form

I've tackled another room at Casa Del Hoarding Bitch, this time, the cupboard under the stairs.

My Big Fat Blog: Dust & Cuddles – My Week in List Form

I bought more plants to kill last week: Penstemon 'Raven' - which I already had but died because I either didn't prune it / at the right time.

My Big Fat Blog: Gluttony and Landing Strips – My Week in List Form

Well here we are then, on what feels like the gritty, slimy chaotic decline into Christmas, a period of gluttony and debt and hypocr- Oh hold on, too goth? Yeah,…