Fangers Inc. Volume 1: ‘The Lamb’ by Emily De Rango
Mary, holy mother of our Saviour, be with me this night. The screams of the villagers slice through my prayers.
Snot Bubbles and the Cupboard of Doom – My Week in List Form
Of course, I still have 'the cupboard of doom' to do and several boxes I haven't unpacked since I last moved eight years ago. *Really* looking forward to both...
Fangers Inc. Volume 1: ‘The Fearless Vampire’s Hunter Shoppe’ by Greg Beatty
An old-fashioned bell sat on the counter. The sign beside it read ‘Ring Bell to be Serviced’.
Bubble Wrap and Lawnmowers – My Week in List Form
I'll be cutting my grass for the last time soon. I'm doing lots of things for the last time. A couple of months ago it was decorating (and I gave away all my decorating stuff), last month it was 'dealing with estate agents' and this month it's lawnmowers. It feels EPIC. No more home decorating, EVER.
Half Moons and Headless Pigeons – My Week in List Form
I look like the human version of a half moon, weirdly. Spent the morning applying refrigerated aloe vera gel. Still, could have been worse...
Drawer-Diving and Double-Fridays – My Week in List Form
If my roof blows off an hour before he shows up, I'm walking off a cliff. Just sayin'.
