We Rate Dogs: Off-Topic, but had to Share!!
The Dogs of 2017 pic.twitter.com/X1du1d59gC — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 29, 2017 Completely off topic, but had to share this!! Happy New Year Advertisements
Innovative New Years Resolutions
My New Years Resolution last year was to NOT marry Gerard Butler. See? achievable.
Christmas Reflections: This Year
It didn't matter to me that I hadn't been signed by Random House or Penguin Books. I'd achieved something. I'd accomplished something, and it was truly from my heart that this thing came along.
How Many Houses does Santa Visit?
Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Stop PANIC-Dieting! It does not work!
Calm down people, it's Christmas. Look forward to being with your family and friends. Look forward to the silly hats and crap Christmas telly.
