Hades & Hot Wax – My Week in List Form
On the way to make a milky coffee the other day (latte for you posh b*srds), I fill up my mug with milk and walk into the bathroom with it. No, no. You want the kitchen you crazy bitch.
My Drawers Need a Good Seeing-to…De-cluttering
I'm so tired I stir my chamomile tea with a lip-gloss, hang my cats out to dry and cleanse my face with toothpaste.
