The thing had some weird nose-flaps which close over your nostrils when you breath in.
She applied some numbing cream and asked me what my pain threshold was. I still didn't get nervous and my Aunty started chuckling in the corner.
Cutting your grass while wearing flip-flops turns your toes green.
I bought the cats a water fountain last week. They saunter past it with the contempt it deserves. The bastards.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
To celebrate my almost-half-a-century birthday: My kindle book is FREE!!
I've tackled another room at Casa Del Hoarding Bitch, this time, the cupboard under the stairs.