My Week in List Form

As usual my luvlies, in no particular order:

 

1. On Sunday last, I visited an Aunt, with another Aunt, and was plied with copious amounts of vodka for my secrets. They were not successful. Try again, evil aunties. I’ll never talk. (although I WILL leave hair dye on your pillowcases).

2. I was gifted a coffee mug, with “I run on coffee, sarcasm & mascara” – … how RUDE!** 

3. Ended up buying ‘Offering’ by Agnes Cecile, Limited Edition print, hand embellished, signed water-colour. And I don’t feel bad about it. Happy Birthday to me, la-la-la-la-la-laaaa!

4. You know you’re OLD when you say things like, ‘God I’m SO glad it’s raining, the ground is so dry!’

5. Weird thing to have in common with someone #8336:- that you have both bought flea-bombs and are both afraid to let them off.

6. Number of available seats in my garden: sixteen. Number of visitors this year: three. And not all at once. Getting rid of some… although in my hey day I used to throw some epic parties if I say so myself.

7. Next room at Casa Del HoardingBitch, is probably going to be the utility. My freezer is jam JAM-packed with stuff I don’t eat. Or need. Although I feel bad about chucking food away.

8. Mask of the week this week is pure aloe gel, which I also keep in the fridge. A nice way to cool off, or treat sun-burn. Great and doesn’t leave a sticky residue. I did accidentally burn the back of the left shoulder this year – oh, the HORROR!

giphy5

9. I bought the cats a water fountain last week. They saunter past it with the contempt it deserves.

 

 

 

10. Quote of the week from my Master Practitioner in Mindfulness course:

“I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.”

― Bruce Lee

** yeah okay, it’s true.

How was YOUR week?

 

MBFF_3-D Cover Promo

Samantha Dee’s ‘My Big Fat…Fat’ is out now on Amazon

#bodyimage #bodyconfidence #weightloss #humour #funny

4 thoughts on “My Week in List Form

Add yours

  1. SamanthaDee, your cats sound like the dog-that –belonged-to- my daughter- that-I -kept for-an- entire- year- but- he- never- acknowledged –that -I- was- his- owner/master.
    Even bought him that expensive water fountain and like your cats he pooh poohed the damn thing. Luv your weekly summaries!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Your featured image is bringing me pain. Maybe it’s the perspective: I’d rather be the kicker than the kickee; I’ll pretend I’m Bruce Lee.

    I didn’t mean to rhyme there.

    But Bruce Lee, oddly enough, is one of my favorite kings of quotes. The one you mentioned is a great one. At a dinner date the other night (okay, 4 guys and a gal drinking beers) I brought up the “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times” for some reason. I don’t think anyone was gonna kick anyone at the table so it was probably referencing something else, like number of beers drank since the last election. 10,000 sounds like a good round number.

    My favorite BL quote might be “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer,” but there are so many.

    Glad you had a good week, have a great weekend now. And cheers to coffee and sarcasm!*

    *I hardly ever wear mascara anymore … 😉

    Like

Leave a Big Fat...Comment >>>

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: