The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit.
I almost bungled a job interview with a Company by referring to theirs as another Company altogether. Luckily my spade is large, and I dug myself out of that one.
Opened the veggie drawer in my fridge and almost fainted at a massive spider. Turned out to be a tomato 'stalk'. Note to self: clean the damn fridge.