Just Call Me Grasshopper – My Week in List Form
I know I'm going to find a great alien nest of arachnids pulsing over a big slimy hairy spider egg.
Storms in Tea Cups – My Week in List Form
I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
Breast Pumps and Weird Dreams – My Week in List Form
I googled the word, looking for logo ideas. I found a page full of breast pumps.
“I want to (insert life goal here), BUT…”
"It's not at all stinky floor cushions and incense.." ====== #humor #blog #cortisol #funny #stress #anxiety #SelfEsteem
Masks and Stalking – My Week in List Form
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.
