My Big Fat Blog: Just Call Me Grasshopper – My Week in List Form
I know I'm going to find a great alien nest of arachnids pulsing over a big slimy hairy spider egg.
My Big Fat Blog: Storms in Tea Cups – My Week in List Form
I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
My Big Fat Blog: Breast Pumps and Weird Dreams – My Week in List Form
I googled the word, looking for logo ideas. I found a page full of breast pumps.
My Big Fat Blog: Masks and Stalking – My Week in List Form
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.
