I did a cookery video yesterday with a wonky eyebrow and lipstick that looked like it was applied while drunk and in a wind tunnel.
Well here we are then, on what feels like the gritty, slimy chaotic decline into Christmas, a period of gluttony and debt and hypocr- Oh hold on, too goth? Yeah, I went a bit too goth there didn't I?
She was about to buy some face cream from a dodgy site that probably had rat secretions and armadillo spit in it.
The next of my new release books is the recently announced sequel to 'My Big Fat...Fat' has shoved the commuting down to book 3 :)
Ooh, these knickers are nice, wonder why I haven't worn them in a while?