Roses & Back-Scratchers – My Week in List Form
Dear Universe: ya know, if ya stop fricken waking me up at night, I could do better.
Oranges and Epicurus – My Week in List Form
It's never going to end well; death by Rice Krispies, well, not glamorous is it?
Parasols and Vegan Mayo – My Week in List Form
My skin is white that if I bared skin, I'd permanently damage your retinas.
