Gold Flakes and Fkn Spiders – My Week in List Form
I know I'm going to wake up one morning with him sucking out my eyeballs.
Burglars and Boobs – Ten Things I Did (or Didn’t) do This Week
I'm visualizing a big hunk of a policeman putting a blanket around me while handing me a hot chocolate and telling me how well I did...
Caves & Netflix – My Week in List Form
The planet is dying. We're all doomed. Oops, I've gone a bot Goth again haven't I?
Spiders and … – My Week in List Form
I'm finding myself saying 'What the-' far far too many times.
Five Reasons to Live by the Sea (and Write Books)
These days I'd just enjoy walking, I don't have the hips for anything else.