My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:
1- Finally cleared out the trunk of my car. After the last person opened it and fainted.
2- I’m back on a dating app. Lets call it ‘Plenty of Freaks’. I’m finding myself saying ‘What the-‘ far far too many times.
3- That fricken newspaper-reading spider is back. Flounced across my floor like a DIVA the other day. I think he’s moving his stuff back in. It’s an on-off relationship. The kind of relationship that stops you wearing open-toed anything.
4- I’m off to the coast again for a couple of nights, right after this actually. I’m definitely missing my beach-walks. It makes me feel very ‘Wuthering Heights’
5- Speaking of, I just binge-watched ‘Poldark’ – DAMMIT ROSS! IT CAN’T END THAT WAY!
6- Tune in next week to discover how to keep your makeup from falling off your face through the summer temperatures.
7- Another charity bag filled up and plopped on to my doorstep for collection. No one has showed up. Guys, do ya want it or not?
8- Done for the first time in, ooooh, twenty years? Bought a dress. Yeah I’ll circle back around to that.
9- The books (aka the kids) are coming along nicely. I might even finish one this year! Someone suggested I write Children’s Books. Certainly suits my personality – what ya think? ‘Spinster Children’s Books’…
10- Quote of the Week: