Domain Businesses will try and sell you website hosting. They do this by telling you that it’s absolutely necessary and fluffy bunnies in Indonesia will die if you don’t.
This has been a delightful opportunity to practice my cartoon double-take (a handy talent to have, no?)
These days he's licking his fingers to count money and coughing on the card machine. Honestly, I want to poke his eye out with a meter stick.
You know that frenzied bliss you feel when you stab the plastic with your thumb and there’s that satisfying rip and the feel of th-…. erm. Did that start getting erotic? In reality in my excitement my finger slipped and smacked itself on the edge of a wooden counter-top.
While at the grocery store last week, the cashier and I were doing to 'two-meter tango' as I paid for my goods and my bottom lip started going. It's very apocalyptic out there isn't it?