My Big Fat Blog
Samantha Dee is passionate about comedy and thinks she's kinda funny. Never a good start, is it? She showcases her own kind of humor with a weekly blog entitled 'My Big Fat Blog' - posts usually every Friday, and sometimes Wednesdays. But mostly Fridays.
A day before lockdown, I got invited out to lunch for the first time this year. This meant a major operation to wash, put on underwear and stay awake for more than three hours. You'd be proud, I did it all.
I woke up at midnight needing to pee, drifted off back to sleep and dreamt that I got up for a pee. I startled myself awake again and actually got up for a pee, before I peed in my sleep. Yep, folks, that's how old I am.
If you find a lipstick or nail colour you love, BUY TEN. Mac 'Feel So Fine' and Chanel 'Cobra' I'm talking to you, you TOTAL bastards.
I don't even know what phase of lockdown we're in, although I think it might be 'You can visit a Llama farm and use your skateboard' phase. Neither of which are appealing, so feckit, I'll just stay in.
Solstice is coming, guys. This means that Christmas goods will be in stores next week and my sister will start her countdown.
In reality you've got women looking out of the window asking themselves 'Is it worth putting a bra on for?' and then going back to de-seeding the squash that they grew from a repurposed sock drawer.