My Big Fat Blog
Samantha's blog.
My Big Fat Blog: Fires and Tazing Sheep – My Week in List Form
British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.
Knickers and Incinerators – My Week in List Form
I've bought one of those garden incinerators. It looks like a quadriplegic version of The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
My Big Fat Blog: Winter is Coming! – My Week in List Form
eel like you're in the Matrix every time you look at the calendar. 'But, wait, what the-' is my phrase of choice lately.
Spiders (again) and Broomsticks: My Week in List Form
Until I actually realised that my left knee hurts more than the heat of a thousand suns when pressure applied to it. Yoga mat back in the closet.
My Big Fat Blog: Gold Flakes and Fkn Spiders – My Week in List Form
I know I'm going to wake up one morning with him sucking out my eyeballs.
