My Week in List Form
So, my plan for the next job interview is to walk in, face my interviewer, tell him my salary requirement, and then knock him the…
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One Year ‘Blogiversary’
PENIES - is that plural of PENIS? hmm.. #humor #blogiversary #birthday #blog #writing #amwriting
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I've made my bed in the morning for two weeks straight....
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I know I'm going to find a great alien nest of arachnids pulsing over a big slimy hairy spider egg.
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I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
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I googled the word looking for logo ideas and found a page full of breast pumps.
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The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit. ====== #humor #funny #korean #puppies #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting…
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"Luckily my spade is large, and I dug myself out of that one." ====== #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting #WeightLoss
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"Face is now squeaky-clean and I smell like a salad." ====== #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting #WeightLoss
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The thing has some weird nose-flaps which close over your nostrils when you breath in... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
Putting my ‘Resting Bitch Face’ to Rest (Raw Photos, Images of Needles)
Putting my 'Resting Bitch Face' to Rest....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #cosmetic #botox #ageing #adult #beauty
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Cutting your grass while wearing flip-flops turns your toes green..... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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I bought the cats a water fountain last week. They saunter past it with the contempt it deserves. The bastards.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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I've tackled another room at Casa Del HoardingBitch, this time, the cupboard under the stairs....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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Strapping an icepack onto the front of your household fan with a hair-band is super-dangerous....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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Thank goodness, as I was being mistaken for Aunty Em from Wizard of Oz.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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It's really sexy; for the kind of people who think screaming hairy armadillos are sexy.#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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I have a chronic "resting bitch face" which is getting worse with age....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster you go. #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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No, no. You want the kitchen you crazy bitch.
My drawers need a good seeing-to..
I'm so tired I stir my chamomile tea with a lip-gloss, hang my cats out to dry and cleanse my face with toothpaste.
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Happy Monday!
#MondayMotivation #humor #meme #MyBigFatFat
Wednesday Wisdom
#WednesdayWisdom #humor #meme #MyBigFatFat
The Menopause Bedroom…
"The epilator is good too, and it has a light on it, in case I want to wake up at midnight and epilate..."
My Week in List Form
My week, in list form. #diet #weightloss #humor #workinglife
New Job, New Shoes, New Outlook?
Hello lovelies, it’s been a minute. Thanks the Gods for scheduled posts eh? It’s been a very exciting week for me, not least because I’m actually earning money now. So of course I had to buy shoes.
Detox Kitchen
Here's something I came across today. Competition to win stuff! Everyone likes stuff! I LOVE 'This Works' products. #win #competition #skincare #beauty #lifestyle
Wednesday Wisdom
#WednesdayWisdom #Dieting #Humour #MyBigFatFat
Rinse and Repeat
A day in the life of me. #writerslife
Full of Cheese…
Samantha Dee’s ‘My Big Fat…Fat’ is out now on Amazon #diet #weightloss #self-help #bodyconfidence #mybigfatfat Â
Off-Topic, but had to Share!!
The Dogs of 2017 pic.twitter.com/X1du1d59gC — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 29, 2017 Completely off topic, but had to share this!! Happy New Year
Innovative New Years Resolutions
My New Years Resolution last year was to NOT marry Gerard Butler. See? achievable.
Book Launch Live Event (FB Live)
Not nervous at all.. #MyBigFatFat #NewYearsResolution #diet #wellness #bodyimage #launch
Book Launch Competition is Live Now!
#competition #win #diet #NewYearsResolution #Book #LikeAndShare #MyBigFatFat #NewYear
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Flew Away..
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Kojak lost his lollipop on the M4 motorway ohhhhh!
Ahem, yes, I woke up this morning with that stuck in my head. I hope it’s stuck in yours now. It’s better than ‘Copacabana’ for sure (that was last week).
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How Many Houses does Santa Visit?
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.