'It's the next best thing to having a gingerbread house. Or a shoe.'
'...cranky, smelly old ladies with the social skills of a hedgehog and breath to match?...'
'I have a nasty habit of getting my boobs out on absinthe. On account of the fact I'm pushing fifty, I think it's time to…
'I think I have brain-pixies. They're like sock-fairies. On crack.'
'...the evolution of exercise: craze > drudgery > abject hatred'