My Week in List Form
T-Minus Three… As usual my luvlies, in no particular order: 1. That’s right folks, three more days of sitting in front the fire, hugging the…
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My Week in List Form
I did a cookery video yesterday with a wonky eyebrow and lipstick that looked like it was applied while drunk and in a wind tunnel.
My Week in List Form
Well here we are then, on what feels like the gritty, slimy chaotic decline into Christmas, a period of gluttony and debt and hypocr- Oh…
My Week in List Form
'She was about to buy some face cream from a dodgy site that probably had rat secretions and armadillo spit in it.'
My Week in List Form
'Ooh, these knickers are nice, wonder why I haven't worn them in a while?'
My Week in List Form
You know you're old, when you buy 4000-grit sanding paper and some LOPPERS
My Week in List Form
It smells like your Granny's talcum powder flouffer - you know, the one with the great big feather puff in a pink plastic pot..... #humor…
My Week in List Form
So, my plan for the next job interview is to walk in, face my interviewer, tell him my salary requirement, and then knock him the…
One Year ‘Blogiversary’
PENIES - is that plural of PENIS? hmm.. #humor #blogiversary #birthday #blog #writing #amwriting
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I've made my bed in the morning for two weeks straight....
My Week in List Form
I know I'm going to find a great alien nest of arachnids pulsing over a big slimy hairy spider egg.
My Week in List Form
I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
My Week in List Form
I googled the word looking for logo ideas and found a page full of breast pumps.
My Week in List Form
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit. ====== #humor #funny #korean #puppies #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting…
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"Luckily my spade is large, and I dug myself out of that one." ====== #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting #WeightLoss
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"Face is now squeaky-clean and I smell like a salad." ====== #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #BodyConfidence #SelfEsteem #Dieting #WeightLoss
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The thing has some weird nose-flaps which close over your nostrils when you breath in... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
Putting my ‘Resting Bitch Face’ to Rest (Raw Photos, Images of Needles)
Putting my 'Resting Bitch Face' to Rest....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat #cosmetic #botox #ageing #adult #beauty
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Cutting your grass while wearing flip-flops turns your toes green..... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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I bought the cats a water fountain last week. They saunter past it with the contempt it deserves. The bastards.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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I've tackled another room at Casa Del HoardingBitch, this time, the cupboard under the stairs....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
My Week in List Form
Strapping an icepack onto the front of your household fan with a hair-band is super-dangerous....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
My Week in List Form
Thank goodness, as I was being mistaken for Aunty Em from Wizard of Oz.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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It's really sexy; for the kind of people who think screaming hairy armadillos are sexy.#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
My Week in List Form
I have a chronic "resting bitch face" which is getting worse with age....#humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
My Week in List Form
British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster you go. #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
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No, no. You want the kitchen you crazy bitch.
My drawers need a good seeing-to..
I'm so tired I stir my chamomile tea with a lip-gloss, hang my cats out to dry and cleanse my face with toothpaste.
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Happy Monday!
#MondayMotivation #humor #meme #MyBigFatFat
Wednesday Wisdom
#WednesdayWisdom #humor #meme #MyBigFatFat
The Menopause Bedroom…
"The epilator is good too, and it has a light on it, in case I want to wake up at midnight and epilate..."
My Week in List Form
My week, in list form. #diet #weightloss #humor #workinglife
My Big Fat…Hair
Think I should fix my hair before my book is launched? #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat #humor #hair
Detox Kitchen
Here's something I came across today. Competition to win stuff! Everyone likes stuff! I LOVE 'This Works' products. #win #competition #skincare #beauty #lifestyle
Wednesday Wisdom
#WednesdayWisdom #Dieting #Humour #MyBigFatFat
Rinse and Repeat
A day in the life of me. #writerslife
Off-Topic, but had to Share!!
The Dogs of 2017 pic.twitter.com/X1du1d59gC — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 29, 2017 Completely off topic, but had to share this!! Happy New Year
Book Launch Competition is Live Now!
#competition #win #diet #NewYearsResolution #Book #LikeAndShare #MyBigFatFat #NewYear
How Many Houses does Santa Visit?
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.