My Big Fat Blog
Samantha Dee is passionate about comedy and thinks she's kinda funny. Never a good start, is it? She showcases her own kind of humor with a weekly blog entitled 'My Big Fat Blog' - posts usually every Friday, and sometimes Wednesdays. But mostly Fridays.
What day is this? – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I can't find the paragraph about the rules addressing whether I can visit a fancy dress shop via a pogo-stick using only B-roads accompanied by my aunties sister's second cousin's budgies babysitter twice removed. So, as always, feckit, I'll stay in.
Moments with mouthwash.. and other ponderings – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
er-flosser charged and filled with mouthwash, I switch it on without reading any instructions and realise I had no idea how to turn it off.
Violent Curtains and Pogo Sticks- My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
For those of you who have read this far and now have a deep concern for a spinster in lockdown surrounded by toothbrush chargers and laughing at the sound of her own voice, I just want to declare at this point, that I'm FINE. My prescriptions are still getting filled.
Humaning and Car-Trouble – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
A day before lockdown, I got invited out to lunch for the first time this year. This meant a major operation to wash, put on underwear and stay awake for more than three hours. You'd be proud, I did it all.
Skateboards and Knitting – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I woke up at midnight needing to pee, drifted off back to sleep and dreamt that I got up for a pee. I startled myself awake again and actually got up for a pee, before I peed in my sleep. Yep, folks, that's how old I am.
Some of the Things I’ve Learned in 50 Years – My Week in List Form (Birthday Version)
If you find a lipstick or nail colour you love, BUY TEN. Mac 'Feel So Fine' and Chanel 'Cobra' I'm talking to you, you TOTAL bastards.
