My Big Fat Blog
Samantha Dee is passionate about comedy and thinks she's kinda funny. Never a good start, is it? She showcases her own kind of humor with a weekly blog entitled 'My Big Fat Blog' - posts usually every Friday, and sometimes Wednesdays. But mostly Fridays.
I scream, coffee goes one way chair goes another as I literally attempt to run away from my own leg. #tfif #fridayfeeling #samanthadee #mybigfatblog
You congratulate yourself. Then get back to giving your cushions a haircut. #tfif #fridayfeeling #samanthadee #mybigfatblog
Cursing silently to yourself that you want your previously faithful cock-sock to dry up and drop off forever is infinitely less expensive. So, ya know, do that instead.
This has been a delightful opportunity to practice my cartoon double-take (a handy talent to have, no?)
These days he's licking his fingers to count money and coughing on the card machine. Honestly, I want to poke his eye out with a meter stick.
You know that frenzied bliss you feel when you stab the plastic with your thumb and there’s that satisfying rip and the feel of th-…. erm. Did that start getting erotic? In reality in my excitement my finger slipped and smacked itself on the edge of a wooden counter-top.