5am rise every day this week. I have the body clock of Rocky Balboa. But I don't drink raw eggs in the morning.
The next time someone tells you they are an independent Author, lay your cloak down in front of them.
The amount of times I've had to wear a bra this week is astonishing.
Spring is upon us. Which still means that my heating thermostat has been up and down like a whore's knickers.
Goodbye, Mercedes, goodbye. It feels like Thursday. What? It's Friday?
⚰️💀 Adventures in #audiobooks: it ain’t that easy reading #Horror – #blooper reel! While I get my tongue untied, you can read the series on kindle! Full playlist (there are lots): http://bit.ly/fangers-bloopers