While at the grocery store last week, the cashier and I were doing to 'two-meter tango' as I paid for my goods and my bottom lip started going. It's very apocalyptic out there isn't it?

Hello gorgeous, Have one of my closest friends visiting from California this week, whilst she’s on her travels around Europe.

It's a real thing.

British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.

I've bought one of those garden incinerators. It looks like a quadriplegic version of The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

eel like you're in the Matrix every time you look at the calendar. 'But, wait, what the-' is my phrase of choice lately.