My Big Fat Blog
Samantha Dee is passionate about comedy and thinks she's kinda funny. Never a good start, is it? She showcases her own kind of humor with a weekly blog entitled 'My Big Fat Blog' - posts usually every Friday, and sometimes Wednesdays. But mostly Fridays.
British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.
I've bought one of those garden incinerators. It looks like a quadriplegic version of The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
eel like you're in the Matrix every time you look at the calendar. 'But, wait, what the-' is my phrase of choice lately.
Until I actually realised that my left knee hurts more than the heat of a thousand suns when pressure applied to it. Yoga mat back in the closet.
I know I'm going to wake up one morning with him sucking out my eyeballs.
I'm visualizing a big hunk of a policeman putting a blanket around me while handing me a hot chocolate and telling me how well I did...