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My Big Fat Blog: 10 Excuses why there ISN’T a ‘My Week in List Form’ this week

What-o, chaps and chapesses, here we go then. Now Sam, you can’t say the usual thing, remember you’re not writing a ‘My Week in List Form’ this week. Because,

1 – It’s been 39 degrees this week. Even blinking makes me sweat.

2 – Some weeks I don’t actually do anything interesting, funny or noteworthy. Because it’s too hot.

3 – Since it was 39 degrees, I had to go through the trauma (read: amusement) of watching my cats become broken. I’m using one of them as a floor mop now.

4 – It’s been so hot I put the garden sprinkler on – then periodically walk up to adjust it – that’s how adults ‘play in the sprinklers’ – it’s stealthy.

5 – Since it’s been 39 degrees, my auntie has been letting me know about the blissful cool breeze she’s getting down on the coast. Thanks Aunty, love you!

6 – It’s too hot to pack a bag and drive to said coast. Did I mention its been thirty fricken nine degrees?

7 – Weird phrase stuck in my head this week, ‘It’s hotter than a snakes belly’ – who knows, it’s probably from a movie.

8 – If I’m going to do anything funny, interesting or noteworthy, I’d probably have to wear a bra. And it’s too hot for that shit.

9 – I haven’t slept very well. And when I do, it’s because an industrial-strength fan has been blowing in my face. This in turn has dried my eyeballs so badly I couldn’t blink this morning.

Quote of the Week:

Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god, but a great rock, and the sun a hot rock.

Anaxagoras

How was YOUR week?

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About Samantha Dee, Author and Writer

Samantha Dee is the Author of ‘My Big Fat…Fat’ and ‘The Thirty Day Wellness Journal’. Her next book, ‘My Big Fat…Kitchen’ is due out soon.

When not writing books and blogging in her comedy lifestyle blog My Big Fat Blog, Samantha uses her twenty year tech career and has written several online courses for business startups.

She lives in Hampshire with her two cats and is still waiting for Gerard Butler to call. Learn more:

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