My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:
1. I’ve contracted a severe case of ‘drivers-arm’ which I will have to even-out this weekend at some point.
2. I found yet another set of drawers (you’d think I live in a commune) full of tops and tee-shirts I forgot I had. As usual, some brand new with the tickets in.
3. I also found my one and only pair of shorts, and a boob tube.
4. What was I thinking? with THESE boobs? pff. I’d need more of an inner tube for a tyre.
5. In an effort to downsize STUFF that has been just parked in my life for too many years, tonight I ‘did’ the bathroom. I found seven cans/tubes/bottles of self-tan. I never use it. Honestly is there something wrong with my head? ‘course I kept the Estee Lauder one, ‘cos…you know. Designer.
6. As a result of said clear out, I’m also,right now, burning four out of nine scented tea lights which I never light when I have a bath. Really, Sam. Chuck it or use it.
7. Yes, reading the above I concur that I do actually need to get laid at some point.
8. Mask of the week this week is, well, another one I forgot I had – the Skyn Iceland Mask. It has two layers, and when you put the second one on – it fizzes. Leaves skin feeling cute. Their day cream is f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c for summer. It smells like the beach (well, Icelandic seaweed which I love, perversely) but it’s COLD when you put it on, it’s so refreshing. Find Skyn Iceland’s Skin Hangover Kit in your country and try it – oh and the eye stuff is dreamy.
9. Strapping ice packs onto the front of your household fan with a hair-band is super-dangerous. And I do not recommend doing that. At all.
10. The song stuck in my head this week has been ‘Raining in my Heart’ – ‘The sun is out, the sky is blue, there’s not a cloud, to spoil the view…but’
I know you finished that.