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Fires and Tazing Sheep – My Week in List Form

My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:

1- I’ve been waiting for a morning cold enough to make a fire. I also wore socks this week. Ah, the gradual descent into Winter!

2- Guilty pleasure: I’ve been playing World of Warcraft Classic way too much this week. I’m too old for gaming, surely?

3- Got freaked out when BOTH my cats stare at something that isn’t there. Took a cast-iron fire poker to bed with me that night.

4- Getting the itch for another tattoo. The sensible me is saying ‘no, lady, get a fucking job’

5- ‘My Big Fat Kitchen’ is out Nov 29th and is gathering a bit of a following, so thanks to everyone who has pre-ordered! You rock!

6- As is customary for this time of year, I’m going down with a cold. I have some really freaky dreams while I’m sick. Last night’s one included a boy tazing a sheep. Twice. Although I think it’s because I’ve been watching ‘What makes a psychopath’ and other unsuitable things.

7- Still have my winter leg plumage. Some of the hairs are developing curls. Next month I shall start braiding.

8- Weirdest film title of the week: ‘Zombies and carpet fitters’. I know.

9- Selling my house and living in a shopping cart is still a distinct possibility.

Quote of the Week:

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”

How was YOUR week?

Author of 'My Big Fat...Fat' out now on Amazon

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