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My Big Fat Blog: Fires and Tazing Sheep – My Week in List Form

My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:

1- I’ve been waiting for a morning cold enough to make a fire. I also wore socks this week. Ah, the gradual descent into Winter!

2- Guilty pleasure: I’ve been playing World of Warcraft Classic way too much this week. I’m too old for gaming, surely?

3- Got freaked out when BOTH my cats stare at something that isn’t there. Took a cast-iron fire poker to bed with me that night.

4- Getting the itch for another tattoo. The sensible me is saying ‘no, lady, get a fucking job’

5- ‘My Big Fat Kitchen’ is out Nov 29th and is gathering a bit of a following, so thanks to everyone who has pre-ordered! You rock!

6- As is customary for this time of year, I’m going down with a cold. I have some really freaky dreams while I’m sick. Last night’s one included a boy tazing a sheep. Twice. Although I think it’s because I’ve been watching ‘What makes a psychopath’ and other unsuitable things.

7- Still have my winter leg plumage. Some of the hairs are developing curls. Next month I shall start braiding.

8- Weirdest film title of the week: ‘Zombies and carpet fitters’. I know.

9- Selling my house and living in a shopping cart is still a distinct possibility.

Quote of the Week:

“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.”

How was YOUR week?

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About Samantha Dee, Author and Writer

Samantha Dee is the Author of ‘My Big Fat…Fat’ and ‘The Thirty Day Wellness Journal’. Her next book, ‘My Big Fat…Kitchen’ is due out soon.

When not writing books and blogging in her comedy lifestyle blog My Big Fat Blog, Samantha uses her twenty year tech career and has written several online courses for business startups.

She lives in Hampshire with her two cats and is still waiting for Gerard Butler to call. Learn more:

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