My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:
1- Finally cleared out the trunk of my car. After the last person opened it and fainted.
2- I’m back on a dating app. Lets call it ‘Plenty of Freaks’. I’m finding myself saying ‘What the-‘ far far too many times.
3- That fricken newspaper-reading spider is back. Flounced across my floor like a DIVA the other day. I think he’s moving his stuff back in. It’s an on-off relationship. The kind of relationship that stops you wearing open-toed anything.
4- I’m off to the coast again for a couple of nights, right after this actually. I’m definitely missing my beach-walks. It makes me feel very ‘Wuthering Heights’
5- Speaking of, I just binge-watched ‘Poldark’ – DAMMIT ROSS! IT CAN’T END THAT WAY!
6- Tune in next week to discover how to keep your makeup from falling off your face through the summer temperatures.
7- Another charity bag filled up and plopped on to my doorstep for collection. No one has showed up. Guys, do ya want it or not?
8- Done for the first time in, ooooh, twenty years? Bought a dress. Yeah I’ll circle back around to that.
9- The books (aka the kids) are coming along nicely. I might even finish one this year! Someone suggested I write Children’s Books. Certainly suits my personality – what ya think? ‘Spinster Children’s Books’…
10- Quote of the Week:
How was YOUR week?
About Samantha Dee, Author and Writer
Samantha Dee is the Author of ‘My Big Fat…Fat’ and ‘The Thirty Day Wellness Journal’. Her next book, ‘My Big Fat…Kitchen’ is due out soon.
When not writing books and blogging in her comedy lifestyle blog My Big Fat Blog, Samantha uses her twenty year tech career and has written several online courses for business startups.
She lives in Hampshire with her two cats and is still waiting for Gerard Butler to call. Learn more: