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My Big Fat Blog: Spiders and … – My Week in List Form

My Big Fat Blog: As usual my luvlies, here’s how my week went, in no particular order:

1- Finally cleared out the trunk of my car. After the last person opened it and fainted.

2- I’m back on a dating app. Lets call it ‘Plenty of Freaks’. I’m finding myself saying ‘What the-‘ far far too many times.

3- That fricken newspaper-reading spider is back. Flounced across my floor like a DIVA the other day. I think he’s moving his stuff back in. It’s an on-off relationship. The kind of relationship that stops you wearing open-toed anything.

4- I’m off to the coast again for a couple of nights, right after this actually. I’m definitely missing my beach-walks. It makes me feel very ‘Wuthering Heights’

My Big Fat Blog Ten things I did (or didn't) do this week - Poldark

5- Speaking of, I just binge-watched ‘Poldark’ – DAMMIT ROSS! IT CAN’T END THAT WAY!

6- Tune in next week to discover how to keep your makeup from falling off your face through the summer temperatures.

7- Another charity bag filled up and plopped on to my doorstep for collection. No one has showed up. Guys, do ya want it or not?

8- Done for the first time in, ooooh, twenty years? Bought a dress. Yeah I’ll circle back around to that.

9- The books (aka the kids) are coming along nicely. I might even finish one this year! Someone suggested I write Children’s Books. Certainly suits my personality – what ya think? ‘Spinster Children’s Books’…

10- Quote of the Week:

‘If you don’t like where you are, move. You are not a tree.’

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How was YOUR week?

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2 Comments

  • liberallin

    Samantha,
    Enjoying you post as always while eating Sunday brunch Outside with those critters you hate. Yes, I too have the WTF blues. Even put it on recent FB post. Then got really Mad and DELETED FB account for 2nd time in a year. You might want to try that New online dating service that promises gents who can R E A D…Thank you for making my day every time I read your Words!

    • SamanthaDee

      I’ve had two days at the beach, all thoughts of arachnids gone, now I’m home wondering where he is…. O.o xx

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