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My Week in List Form

Screaming Hairy Armadillos…

As usual my luvlies, in no particular order:

1. I’m almost 48, and my face, this week, thinks it’s 15.

2. Sod’s Law: Work very late for the first time in 20 years, get to driving home and discover, the road was closed* one junction before my home exit.

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I now hate these b**tards

3. Sam’s Law: “I wonder why I don’t wear these?” usually has the following answer: Fall over and smash knee while not concentrating on a cobbled walkway. Which I did, hard.

4. Subsequently, I spent the day feeling like I’d been kicked out of a moving car.

5. For 24 hours starting 16th June, my Kindle book is FREE

6. For the first ten reviewers of Kindle version, I’ll send you a signed paperback πŸ™‚

7. Putting a comedy swing on falling over, working late and having a Bermuda triangle of chin zits…. is challenging.

8. *By closed, I mean many of us just kept going (like motorized sheep) and discovered that they hadn’t actually closed the road yet. L.u.c.k.y.

9. My hair is in dire need of coloring. I’m currently sporting grey, white, brown and faded red. It’s really sexy; for the kind of people who think screaming hairy armadillos are sexy.

10. I ate Nandos for the first time this week. Not that impressed. Although “Sunset Burger” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

How was YOUR week?

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4 Comments

  • The Bermuda Triangle of chin zits: The mystery that has plagued scientists for years, where do they come from? Where do they go? Has the chin become a portal to hell? We may never know!

  • I have about 20 pairs of gorgeous heels that serve as quite adequate dust collectors in my closet. This ain’t my 20s no more!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I tried to put one pair on the other day and I didn’t even make it out of my apartment!

    • Hahaha! oh, to be young again. I’ve still got my 1986 black (fake) suede 4 inch stillettos with a bow at the heel somewhere. I lived in them! (there’s just no way now, elephant on toothpicks springs to mind!) πŸ˜€

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