You know it's too hot outside when your measurement of whether or not to go outside and do adulting is whether or not you have to put a bra on for it.
I'm a water sign. Which means that I need to be sea/ocean side fairly often. This is hopefully happening next week. If not it's going to be a week of headaches and snot bubbles.
Dear Universe: ya know, if ya stop fricken waking me up at night, I could do better.
It's never going to end well; death by Rice Krispies, well, not glamorous is it?
My skin is white that if I bared skin, I'd permanently damage your retinas.