Humaning and Car-Trouble – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
A day before lockdown, I got invited out to lunch for the first time this year. This meant a major operation to wash, put on underwear and stay awake for more than three hours. You'd be proud, I did it all.
Skateboards and Knitting – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I woke up at midnight needing to pee, drifted off back to sleep and dreamt that I got up for a pee. I startled myself awake again and actually got up for a pee, before I peed in my sleep. Yep, folks, that's how old I am.
Some of the Things I’ve Learned in 50 Years – My Week in List Form (Birthday Version)
If you find a lipstick or nail colour you love, BUY TEN. Mac 'Feel So Fine' and Chanel 'Cobra' I'm talking to you, you TOTAL bastards.
Hot AF (No, not me you donut) – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I don't even know what phase of lockdown we're in, although I think it might be 'You can visit a Llama farm and use your skateboard' phase. Neither of which are appealing, so feckit, I'll just stay in.
Claws and Tech Support – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
Solstice is coming, guys. This means that Christmas goods will be in stores next week and my sister will start her countdown.
Oh, the Pain – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
In reality you've got women looking out of the window asking themselves 'Is it worth putting a bra on for?' and then going back to de-seeding the squash that they grew from a repurposed sock drawer.
