'It has a really nifty applicator and feels really cool when applied - instantly calming my skin that quite often looks like I've been dragged behind a car on my face. '
It's been a bumpy couple of weeks, what with all the storms and Mercury-fricken-Retrograde I've been hiding.
I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.
The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit.