'I remain optimistic. I'ts just a spring-shedding. You know, like a grizzly bear does.'
I've re-discovered Marmite. And have been living off it all week. Are you a lover or a hater?
'It's definitely the sweetcorn. Not the Turkish Delight I'm eating right now with my coffee. At 7.30am. #LifeGoals'
'... if I start dressing up my cats that you will put a hit out on me. Promise?'
'...That choice has changed to ‘how many layers of clothing would prevent the cats from eating me, when I die of cold’...