British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.
To celebrate my almost-half-a-century birthday: My kindle book is FREE!!
I've tackled another room at Casa Del Hoarding Bitch, this time, the cupboard under the stairs.
Strapping an ice pack onto the front of your household fan with a hair-band is,well, super-dangerous.
Thank goodness, as I was being mistaken for Aunty Em from Wizard of Oz.
It's really sexy; for the kind of people who think screaming hairy armadillos are sexy.