It's never going to end well; death by Rice Krispies, well, not glamorous is it?
Note to self: find a yacht thief. Agree to go halves, as long as I can have the Chippendales on the sun-deck.
You know you're old, when you buy 4000-grit sanding paper and some LOPPERS
It smells like your Granny's talcum powder flouffer - you know, the one with the great big feather puff in a pink plastic pot.
British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.