Discussion of the week is the age-old Anglo-American 'zed' or 'zee'. It's ZED, okay?
Ooh, these knickers are nice, wonder why I haven't worn them in a while?
It smells like your Granny's talcum powder flouffer - you know, the one with the great big feather puff in a pink plastic pot.
The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit.
I almost bungled a job interview with a Company by referring to theirs as another Company altogether. Luckily my spade is large, and I dug myself out of that one.