"...In any case, menopause has changed me to the point that if Gerard Butler showed up at my door, naked and in the rain, I’d slam the door in his face. Okay, maybe I’d get a towel...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...By the time I’ve razor’d, loofa’d, waxed, plucked, polished, masked, and pumiced myself to within an inch of my life, I’m exhausted, aching, and have lost all enthusiasm for going out in the first place. ...."   'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...Although, I flat out laughed in his face when he asked me to take a shower with him. “Mike,” I said, “I’m five feet tall, don’t be ridiculous.” He laughed. “So? It’ll be fun.” Oh, the imagery...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...I’ll try one on and it fits nicely, I’ll try on another and it’s too tight in the arms. You could wear it, but you wouldn’t be able to hug your boyfriend without doing a ‘David Banner’. I’m reading the first line of this section, and thinking to myself ‘Girl, you really need to get laid’...." 'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat