I've made my bed in the morning for two weeks straight....
I know I'm going to find a great alien nest of arachnids pulsing over a big slimy hairy spider egg.
I promise not to turn you into Hannibal Lector.
I googled the word looking for logo ideas and found a page full of breast pumps.
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat