My skin is white that if I bared skin, I'd permanently damage your retinas. #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat
'It's the next best thing to having a gingerbread house. Or a shoe.'
I've re-discovered Marmite. And have been living off it all week. Are you a lover or a hater?
'It's definitely the sweetcorn. Not the Turkish Delight I'm eating right now with my coffee. At 7.30am. #LifeGoals'
Good Lord, it can’t be, is it? it is! Friday, that day we all aspire to, or, as my fat fingers would call it, aspite…