'...She looks like that poison-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park...'
Discussion of the week is the age-old Anglo-American 'zed' or 'zee'. It's ZED, okay?
I did a cookery video yesterday with a wonky eyebrow and lipstick that looked like it was applied while drunk and in a wind tunnel.
Well here we are then, on what feels like the gritty, slimy chaotic decline into Christmas, a period of gluttony and debt and hypocr- Oh…
'She was about to buy some face cream from a dodgy site that probably had rat secretions and armadillo spit in it.'