She was about to buy some face cream from a dodgy site that probably had rat secretions and armadillo spit in it.
You know you're old, when you buy 4000-grit sanding paper and some LOPPERS
How about I make you throw up for three hours after lunch then?
The guys at the car wash are beginning to think I'm a creepy stalker.
The next day I have to use the bathroom in a hazmat suit.