'It's the next best thing to having a gingerbread house. Or a shoe.'
'I have a nasty habit of getting my boobs out on absinthe. On account of the fact I'm pushing fifty, I think it's time to…
'I think I have brain-pixies. They're like sock-fairies. On crack.'
'I remain optimistic. I'ts just a spring-shedding. You know, like a grizzly bear does.'
I've re-discovered Marmite. And have been living off it all week. Are you a lover or a hater?