Hot AF (No, not me you donut) – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I don't even know what phase of lockdown we're in, although I think it might be 'You can visit a Llama farm and use your skateboard' phase. Neither of which are appealing, so feckit, I'll just stay in.
Claws and Tech Support – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
Solstice is coming, guys. This means that Christmas goods will be in stores next week and my sister will start her countdown.
Oh, the Pain – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
In reality you've got women looking out of the window asking themselves 'Is it worth putting a bra on for?' and then going back to de-seeding the squash that they grew from a repurposed sock drawer.
Venturing Outside – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
'..isn't there a thing in the Constitution that allows the citizens to rise up against a tyrannical government? I'd go look it up - because Trump's next photo-op is setting light to it in the Rose Garden.
Carry-On Moments – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I always feel like there's some creative endeavor I'm missing out on, like painting my eyeballs, piercing my wrists or tattooing my ankles with the sharp end of a rusty spoon.
Death by Coffee – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
I scream, coffee goes one way chair goes another as I literally attempt to run away from my own leg. #tfif #fridayfeeling #samanthadee #mybigfatblog
