"...In any case, menopause has changed me to the point that if Gerard Butler showed up at my door, naked and in the rain, I’d slam the door in his face. Okay, maybe I’d get a towel...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...By the time I’ve razor’d, loofa’d, waxed, plucked, polished, masked, and pumiced myself to within an inch of my life, I’m exhausted, aching, and have lost all enthusiasm for going out in the first place. ...."   'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...Although, I flat out laughed in his face when he asked me to take a shower with him. “Mike,” I said, “I’m five feet tall, don’t be ridiculous.” He laughed. “So? It’ll be fun.” Oh, the imagery...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

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