Note to self: find a yacht thief. Agree to go halves, as long as I can have the Chippendales on the sun-deck.
PENIES - is that plural of PENIS?
The thing had some weird nose-flaps which close over your nostrils when you breath in.
She applied some numbing cream and asked me what my pain threshold was. I still didn't get nervous and my Aunty started chuckling in the corner.
I'm so tired I stir my chamomile tea with a lip-gloss, hang my cats out to dry and cleanse my face with toothpaste.