'... if I start dressing up my cats that you will put a hit out on me. Promise?'
Note to self: find a yacht thief. Agree to go halves, as long as I can have the Chippendales on the sun-deck.
You might think about lighting enough candles to illuminate a football stadium and taking a bath with all those scented things your granny bought you…
Dreams without goals are just dreams. These become fuel for disappointment.
The thing has some weird nose-flaps which close over your nostrils when you breath in... #humor #blog #lifestyle #funny #MyBigFatFat