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Dragons and Bikini Tops – My Week in List Form
I hate to be that British person who moans about the weather, but...
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Hot Decks and Hand Cream – My Week in List Form
Note to self: When it's 30 degrees out, don't step out on your resin deck with barefeet.
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Sea Views and Real Beds – My Week in List Form
Finally discovered my 'sleeping on the floor limit' - it's four days, six if there's a futon involved
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Floor-Sleeping and ‘Odds’n’Sods’ – My Week in List Form
I have a habit of removing earrings in my sleep and throwing them across the floor. Things you didn't know about me #82625.
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Roller-coasters and Cupboards – My Week in List Form
Of course, I still have 'the cupboard of doom' to do and several boxes I haven't unpacked since I last moved eight years ago. *Really* looking forward to both...
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Snot Bubbles and the Cupboard of Doom – My Week in List Form
Of course, I still have 'the cupboard of doom' to do and several boxes I haven't unpacked since I last moved eight years ago. *Really* looking forward to both...
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Bubble Wrap and Lawnmowers – My Week in List Form
I'll be cutting my grass for the last time soon. I'm doing lots of things for the last time. A couple of months ago it was decorating (and I gave…
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Half Moons and Headless Pigeons – My Week in List Form
I look like the human version of a half moon, weirdly. Spent the morning applying refrigerated aloe vera gel. Still, could have been worse...
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Drawer-Diving and Double-Fridays – My Week in List Form
If my roof blows off an hour before he shows up, I'm walking off a cliff. Just sayin'.
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Plot-lines & Paperwork – My Week in List Form
The upside is that I get to have out-loud conversations with myself and not look like my cheese finally fell of my cracker.
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Vodka & Estate Agents – My Week in List Form
So, at OH-four-thirty this morning I was pouring a 3/4 bottle of Stoli down the sink. Just doesn't do it for me any more.
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Springing Spring and Drooling over Data – My Week in List Form
5am rise every day this week. I have the body clock of Rocky Balboa. But I don't drink raw eggs in the morning.
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TFIF, and so on and so Forth – My Week in List Form
The next time someone tells you they are an independent Author, lay your cloak down in front of them.
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Brain Drain and Profit – My Week in List Form (FREEDOM Version)
The amount of times I've had to wear a bra this week is astonishing.
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Harem Pants & Dragons – My Week in List Form (Cabin Fever Version)
Spring is upon us. Which still means that my heating thermostat has been up and down like a whore's knickers.
