'It's the next best thing to having a gingerbread house. Or a shoe.'
'I remain optimistic. I'ts just a spring-shedding. You know, like a grizzly bear does.'
I've re-discovered Marmite. And have been living off it all week. Are you a lover or a hater?
'It's definitely the sweetcorn. Not the Turkish Delight I'm eating right now with my coffee. At 7.30am. #LifeGoals'
Good Lord, it can’t be, is it? it is! Friday, that day we all aspire to, or, as my fat fingers would call it, aspite…