While at the grocery store last week, the cashier and I were doing to 'two-meter tango' as I paid for my goods and my bottom lip started going. It's very apocalyptic out there isn't it?
It's a real thing.
British drivers: the harder it rains, the faster they drive.
I've bought one of those garden incinerators. It looks like a quadriplegic version of The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
eel like you're in the Matrix every time you look at the calendar. 'But, wait, what the-' is my phrase of choice lately.
Samantha Dee's interview at DYPU on her second book, 'My Big Fat Kitchen'