Gosh, am I writing something serious here? Ahem. Right. (Edit: okay be honest, nothing exciting or funny happened this week so you're digging out an article you wrote three months ago) Wow, my Editor's harsh.
If you’re not SEO’ing stuff, you might as well be blowing a trumpet in the desert. And by desert, I mean that your content is on page 98 of Google’s search engine results pages (‘SERP’s) AND NOBODY GOES THERE, UNLESS THEY’RE DRUNK OR STALKING THE EX
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