"...In any case, menopause has changed me to the point that if Gerard Butler showed up at my door, naked and in the rain, I’d slam the door in his face. Okay, maybe I’d get a towel...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...By the time I’ve razor’d, loofa’d, waxed, plucked, polished, masked, and pumiced myself to within an inch of my life, I’m exhausted, aching, and have lost all enthusiasm for going out in the first place. ...."   'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...Although, I flat out laughed in his face when he asked me to take a shower with him. “Mike,” I said, “I’m five feet tall, don’t be ridiculous.” He laughed. “So? It’ll be fun.” Oh, the imagery...." #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...I’ll try one on and it fits nicely, I’ll try on another and it’s too tight in the arms. You could wear it, but you wouldn’t be able to hug your boyfriend without doing a ‘David Banner’. I’m reading the first line of this section, and thinking to myself ‘Girl, you really need to get laid’...." 'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...Really? Honestly? That saying is like nails down a chalkboard for me. To prove this saying entirely wrong, I did a little experiment....." 'My Big Fat...Fat' will be released in February 2018. #diet #weightloss #MyBigFatFat

"...Until, I look down and see that I’ve got one on inside-out and my right foot looks like a yeti wearing an orthopedic sandal. On day four I give up and wear boots....." Samantha Dee's 'My Big Fat...Fat' is out now on Amazon #diet #weightloss #self-help #bodyconfidence #mybigfatfat  

"...He WAS in my life and there was no one else, that whole time. (Well, once, early on, I shagged a stranger in a hotel and almost dislocated my hip, but it was just that once)..." Samantha Dee's 'My Big Fat...Fat' is out now on Amazon #diet #weightloss #self-help #bodyconfidence #mybigfatfat  

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